Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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