in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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