the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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