Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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