Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
