let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
