We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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