Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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