but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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