all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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