I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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