Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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