where am i from again
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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