Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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