In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i think my cat just said my name.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.