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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude, I just rear-ended a cab

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  Are you drunk?

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  A little...yes

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  Run!

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  Terrible brother advice.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  eww mummy girl is here...

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  How did you steal an entire pie?

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I don't know. It's in my purse.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it

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• (845): View more from New York

  im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.

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  where's the fun in that?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.

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