Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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