Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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