why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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