Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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