no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
where are you?
Hypothermia
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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