Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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