At least make sure they are 18
Why
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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