U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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