I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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