Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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