Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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