i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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