my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
