My nipple is on Facebook.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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