so explain again why im purple
no
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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