Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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