so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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