Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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