she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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