Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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