All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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