we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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