I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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