Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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