it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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