fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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