I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
third nipple confirmed
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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