We're facebook friends in real life
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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