Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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