I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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