I like to think it a success when the cops are called
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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