we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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