My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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