i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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