Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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