Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Everyone says I win the strip club
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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