Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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