you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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