she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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