Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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