in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
