Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
