Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize