i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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